So I hear there's some issue with some proposed license plate in Florida. Anybody hear about this? Well The Exterminator brought it up and gave me the idea to explore what other kinds of licenses they could have. Frankly, if they want to have their little christian plate, I don't have a problem with it as long as they would allow the following:
To satisfy those of you who have ideas not exhibited here, I'll post this so you can make your own:
"I Believe" there might be 100s of plates floating around through the intertubes soon now that a blank template is available. Fire up your image editing application of choice and get to work. If yours is particularly clever, let me know and also let others know they too can make their own now. :)
2008-04-28
Believe Plates
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You forgot the one with Christ on the cross and the saying "I DON'T BELIEVE."
As usual, great graphics work. Thanks for the laugh.
Those were great Philly! I'd love to see the state of Florida forced to approve them.
Yep, they should just come up with a generic template now and let anyone order whatever image and text they want.
Wonderful. I especially love the "I believe -- Justice" one.
GR8 PL8S! The scarlet A actually looks pretty good in this setting.
My, someone was busy.
Nice job.
Those are awesome! I want an FSM plate for sure. If the xians get theirs, I am all about everyone else getting their cut too. I don't think that is what they had in mind though.
Well of course not. Every action they make is to advance their cause. Now that alone isn't necessarily wrong. Certainly all the other personalized plates are doing the same thing by advancing their cause, like the plates for either the Florida Seminoles or Florida Gators. The difference is, neither of them would object and petition to block the other's plate. IF the christians putting forth this Believe plate or the legislature does nothing to stop any other kind of Believe plate, then no problem. Have your christian plate, and I'll have my plate and you'll have your FSM plate and we'll all be perfectly happy puttering around in our cars with our respective plates and maybe, just maybe, we might all get along. Certainly we can all get along and agree that gas prices suck, but then probably one guy will start praying to Jesus for lower prices, and another will beseech Vishnu, and another will pray for His noodley appendages to roll back the prices and another will call all of them superstitious dumbasses and we'll all be back at each other's throats over stupid shit, once again ignoring real problems.
How about an I BELIEVE plate with a picture of Bush posing with an oil company exec and a Saudi Sheik, all smiling, and a group of American consumers being trampled under their feet.
It would be a little busy, but it would definitely reflect my belief.
As you can see, a blank "I Believe" plate is now available for everyone to create their own custom plate worthy to believe in. Enjoy!
How dare you create an image of His Noodliness! This is an outrage! His appendage will be sure to come down and smite ... oh, man how do people get worked up over this stuff?
Did anyone catch The Colbert Report the other night when he did he "The Word" segment on this?
Wow, great job in creating those! You've certainly covered a lot of wacky beliefs. Had a chuckle when I saw the ghost, unicorn, bigfoot, and others towards the bottom.
I saw the Colbert Report. I would not feel safe being stuck behind a bad driver who believe in reincarnation, either...
Very good, especially the last one. :)
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