Great, so your Jesus can help you find your car keys or maybe appear in your toast but how about make you as strong as 30,000 men? Giving you the ability to rip coins in half with your bare hands, lift cars, pull trains, never need sleep, and most incredibly, be able to have sex 15 times a day? Well for that, you'll need Allah!
Of course Allah is incapable of keeping you from getting bald, for that you'll have to perform a 240hp comb over. Also, I would think these wives should be tested as well for clearly they have super hips and vaginas because if this guy can't shake your hand for fear of crushing it, how could anyone withstand his 240hp jackhammering? They must also be blessed by Allah!
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Wow, Philly! You hit the mother lode of horseshit. How long did you search before finding this? It's the funniest video I've seen in weeks!
The interview is very telling of the culture of the middle east, and shows a sentiment that's eroding in the West, and that is the idea that religious explanations are above scrutiny and must simply be accepted. Every claim the guy makes, he follows with some variant of "Allah be praised". Each time you see the interviewers on the edges of their seats ready to call bullshit but then he utters something like that and they have to sit back and accept it. It's quite comical, almost as comical as the repeated questions to the wives of whether they're beaten regularly or not.
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Bullshit, unless that guy's muscles are made of carbon nanotubes or diamond filiments, his veins/arteries are made of flex hose, his stomach is a titanium combustion chamber with a colon exhaust turbine generator, and an 8 gauge copper wire for nerves.
Eh, make that a 4 gauge copper wire (jumper cables).
Anyhow, hilarious!
Now you've done it! He said he can't be responsible when he's angry and you've made him angry. He'll throttle you with his massive man tits, Allah be praised.
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