2009-06-16

Theist Tricks: The 'atheist friend', and limits to our senses


I came across a couple of postings today. The first was this which is a response to the second (link in the response). To cut to the chase, the original was a sermon invoking one of the favorite characters in sermons, the atheist friend, and the response was a further attack on this fictional character in order to further advance the old 'limit of the five senses' argument, which is an infamous one from the theist bag of tricks. It takes different forms, and I've probably addressed it in some way before, but I don't think it can hurt to hit it again...

The story is just that, a story. The 'atheist friend' character is a popular one in sermons, where through that character, the preacher can present a false depiction of atheism or any atheist argument and then show how it's flawed. This is known as a straw man argument, where one builds an opponent out of straw and attacks the creation rather than fighting his actual opponent.

Of course the five senses argument is silly, and one no critical thinking atheist would assert. In fact, it's always the religious who use arguments pointing out the limits of the five senses in order to do what Kim here is trying to do, show how if they're limited, then we can't rule out the "non-physical spiritual realm". There exists, however, two flaws in that line of argument.

The first is corroboration. Indeed there are limits to our senses, and we can't always trust our senses, a fact that seems so important to point out by the religious in these arguments yet strangely ignored when relating believer testimonies as proofs for their beliefs. It is precisely because we humans aren't perfect that we seek corroboration, more sets of eyes and ears and so forth to corroborate what we think we're experiencing, or perhaps to show us how we're mistaken.

The second is instruments for observation. A pair of glasses to read, a hearing aid, a pressure gauge, a camera, all of these are instruments for observation, and we rely on them as we do our senses and just like with our senses, we still require corroboration.

Now the limits of the five senses argument is to sow doubt in one's observational abilities, and then prey on that doubt to show how the "non-physical spiritual realm" then can't be dismissed. Well the truth is it can't be dismissed, but that has nothing to do with our observational abilities but rather in the very definition of this supposed realm. For instance, I could say we humans can't discount the possibility of there being a realm that can't be detected. Well if it can't be detected, then sure it could exist and we'd have no way to know, since it is, by definition, undetectable, but what reason would we have to think that this undetectable world exists?

Well likewise, what reason do we have to think this "non-physical spiritual realm" exists? Ah, that's strangely absent from the argument, isn't it? That's because the argument isn't designed to give you a reason to think it exists, but rather to make you doubt your ability to discount believing such a realm exists. That's what's going on with this argument, one that I classify as a "theist trick", for that is what it is, something to trick you. It's design is to make you vulnerable, and then exploit that vulnerability.

So always be alert to any argument which invokes the "friend" who supposedly represents the opposing position of the speaker, and always be on guard for arguments which seek to exploit doubt or confusion.

29 comments:

John Evo said...

always be on guard for arguments which seek to exploit doubt or confusion.

OK, I'm going to be on guard!

My reply to the "five senses" argument -

I'm actually quite suspicious of my five senses. How much more, then, do you think I'm suspicious of your six?

PhillyChief said...

But isn't six one better, like turning it up to 11?

anthuswilliams said...

I would argue there is a third flaw with the five senses line of reasoning: observable effects.

Simply put, if (let's ignore the obvious absurdity here) the pastor's silly Bible is, in fact, true, that means that three thousand years ago, God was doing all kinds of shit. Everywhere you turn, there's a pillar of fire, and a parting of the sea. Although my five senses cannot detect the presence of God, they can readily discern the results of his interaction with the world.

We cannot disprove the existence of an undetectable God. But if there is such a being, it is quite obvious he doesn't actually do anything. Given that, there is no real relevant difference between a universe in which God exists and one in which he does not.

John Evo said...

Philly - too funny. Always a classic.

The Exterminator said...

I'd go even further than anthuswilliams did. The bible from which the morons quote gives concrete, sensory examples of the presence of a supernatural being. God did that; Jesus said this. If the five senses are not to be trusted, the bible, in its entirety, can be discarded as evidence of anything.

PhillyChief said...

Observable effects require corroboration, which is why religious testimonies don't amount to much at all, and the biggest pile of uncorroborated testimony would be something like the Christian bible.

Yes, we can't trust our senses yet we should trust someone's account of a talking, burning bush or perhaps some guy explaining why he came so close to killing his son? Please.

John Evo said...

Now you know why one of the things besides evolution that they harp on is "flood geology". If god caused a worldwide flood, it would be detected in the geologic record.

I got into it with a guy who responded to my recent YouTube video. He is one of the "old earth" creationists. Everything he said was just flat out wrong, but the interesting part to me was that he still clung to Noah's ark.

I asked him - since you want to place the flood back a billion or so years, then that would mean Noah was on his boat a billion years ago, so are you claiming that man has been on the planet that long?

I love the contradictions that arise out of the science they have been forced to accept over the past 400 years. Watching them try to squeeze their literal text into the science is comical.

Geds said...

Why is it that I hear "my atheist friend" as "my black friend" or "my gay friend?"

The thing is, I spent a hell of a long time in fundamentalist and evangelical churches. I was one of the few people who could have honestly said, "My atheist friend." Most of the people I knew from church and various church groups didn't actually know anybody outside of the church. And if they did, it was usually somebody they brought up as a "missions project."

Those of us who were more likely to have atheist or agnostic or religion other than Christianity friends were also fairly likely to not spend a lot of time trying to convert them. Strange how that works, especially now that I look at it from my own relatively new-found perspective as an atheist who's still trying to understand what happened...

Quantum_Flux said...

There are some people who insist on the claim that gods were alien visitations from civilizations that live on comets that infrequently pass by the Earth every so many thousands of years. They point to insufficient evidence to support these wild claims. I prefer the much more probable idea that the ancients were high on hallucinagenic drugs, and that angels and demons could be explainable by everyday natural disasters. A flying chariot, for example, could have been picked up by a tornado, it needs not be a flying saucer beaming people up or god's eye from heaven sending down a supernatural tractor beam.

anthuswilliams said...

True that, Quantum_Flux. It's interesting to note that the Book of Revelations was written by a man named John who says he was on the island of Patmos when he received his first apocalyptic visions.

At the time the island of Patmos is believed to have been the home of about 75% of the world's psychotropic mushrooms.

PhillyChief said...

Geds: I'd say the reason why you didn't try converting your non-christian friends was out of respect and empathy. Imo, Christianity doesn't foster empathy, due largely to its variant on the Golden Rule.


Btw, I think you can explain a lot of visions and such with mind altering substances. I remember reading once that much of France went through the Middle Ages in a hallucinogenic fog due to moldy bread. The Revelations story is a good one, too. Ah, those magic mushrooms.

John Evo said...

Damn, you were writing some long paragraphs a year ago.

Geds said...

PhillyChief:

Oh, it's almost entirely empathy. I realized at some point that if I got my friends to convert to my particular flavor of Christianity, they'd all have to give up something or several somethings that made them happy. I also realized that I wasn't happy. I did some math...

I have also, however, been working on my skills at making open-ended statements and being generally inscrutable lately.

PhillyChief said...

Evo: I'm more of a tapas writer now. Not so much big entrees anymore. Sometimes I just do little amuse bouches

Geds: Empathy is a huge key to a great deal of understanding, imo.

John Evo said...

I'll drink to that.

Quantum_Flux said...

I'd have more empathy if only my brain had more cells in the emotional regions.

Sarge said...

Well, the fundementalists seem to have a schedule somewhere for these things: 'way back when was The Age of Miracles (burning bushes, water-to-wine, etc), I have been assured that we are now in the Age of Faith and it is a Time of Testing, and so can expect no more miracles. Ain't that convenient. No one seems to know where this schedule is POSTED, though. Kind of pesky, that.

The course on the bible that I attended in my younger days was a real eye opener. My father and a few others were fascinated by Revelations and just didn't buy the fact that most scholars figured it was a code for things that were going on at that time and was discribing people and places in the world it was written in, not the future.

But what about the imagery!!?? Dr. Goen offered that Patmos was known for its strong wine.

No seven eyed, talking, dead lambs (well not this side of a freak show)??!! Drunken Harlots? Numbers of Beasts and Lakes of Fire? Nobody with a sword for a tongue?

Nope. Not even a pen knife for the organ of taste...although Mrs, Sommers had one that was pretty sharp...

Most of the fundegelically inclined brethern found Revelation less than satisying, and were quite disappointed.

cl said...

"So always be alert to any argument which invokes the "friend" who supposedly represents the opposing position of the speaker, and always be on guard for arguments which seek to exploit doubt or confusion."

Thank you. Tomorrow will be better.

Gideon said...

Man, I hit the mother lode of bozos, here!

Where do I start? How about anduswillywhackers...

So, Patmos has an unusually large supply of mushrooms, eh? I guess that logically means that, alongside the Chief, John (the apostle John) was munching away like a Methodist at a pot-luck, huh? And, why do you self-professed intellectuals always call the Book of Revelation, the Book of Revelations? Can't understand English? Like Muslims being called "Moozelums." Man, are North Americans fucking illiterate!

The Excrementeater... you can be discarded for the emotional write-off that you are. Your vitriol could ONLY come from an abused individual. Therefore, anything you say is suspect.

Geds... what would you have us say? How about, "My atheist/cocksucker neighbor...", or "My asshole atheist neighbor..." Is the term "friend" all that bad?

Quiff... the only alien on this planet is the one you're boinking in Stan Smith's attic. And, your brain has to have cells, period!

Sarge, the imagery of Revelation has a complexity by design... which helped them weather the persecutions of the then-future Middle Ages, when all truth and the scriptures, themselves, were in danger of being not only suppressed, but destroyed, completely. Only careful contextual study can reveal the secrets therein, and you'll never learn those secrets hanging with the likes of these bozos, I'll guarantee you that!

John Evo said...

"why do you self-professed intellectuals always call the Book of Revelation, the Book of Revelations?"

Good question. I suppose it would be kind of like calling "The Man of La Mancha" "The Man from La Mancha", although not quite as serious. Still, it's good to be accurate.

But I would think for anyone that wants display an intellectual hard-on would feel kind of dumb not understanding what evolution really is, rather than spouting preconceived and incorrect notions that, if factual, would indeed make evolution quite silly.

I mean, I *know* that's the end result you desire, but since you don't know what you are talking about, it makes you seem a lot more ignorant than someone who adds an "s" to "Revelation".

Just sayin'...

Gideon said...

Well, Johnny, I used to be a non-believer, and I at least know what you know (perhaps more) about Darwinism, so don't be trying to lay that "you don't know what you're saying" horseshit on me. I never change an opinion without knowing what the alternative is, unlike many here, who seem to feel that anything their humanist gurus tell them is just fine, without checking it out for themselves.

And, yes, it's good to be accurate, which discredits about 99.999 percent of what you say about the Bible and God. It may be just an "s" to you, but, it denotes a carelessness that tells me that the subject isn't that important enough to the individual to get the names right. If they are that indifferent, there, where else are they indifferent?

EVILution IS silly, and I can't fathom why any thinking individual would buy such bullshit! It's as bad as worshiping the grass or the moon, or even sticks and dirt like the pagans do.

At least their knowledge of science was derived honestly!

Gideon said...

In fact, the only people that I ever personally observe using that "s" are knuckle-dragging apes that can't comprehend anything outside of their immediate and basic bodily functions.

John Evo said...

"Well, Johnny, I used to be a non-believer, and I at least know what you know (perhaps more) about Darwinism"

You just demonstrated it again. The two are different subjects! Who cares if you were a "non-believer"? What the fuck does that have to do with evolution?

You have made at least 20 major errors about what evolution is or what it demonstrates. You have been repeatedly called on it. I wasn't the only one to point them out to you. But I can tell you this, I *knew* each time you FAILED - which is fairly good evidence that you do *not* know "at least as much" as I do.

Name me 20 books on evolution, by serious authors, that you have read. Do so, and I'll gladly name even more. Leave it alone, Gideon. You're stepping in deeper every time.

John Evo said...

Actually you made another mistake in that sentence that I skipped over - You really don't know that evolution is not "Darwinism"?

Darwin was a great scientist and deservedly gets credit for the major discovery that started the whole field. But he knew probably 1% of what someone like Richard Dawkins knows today and we sure as shit don't call it Dawkinsian evolution.

Gideon said...

John, I could call you on HUNDREDS of errors and assumptions you've made about God and scripture, so you're not going to be calling me on zilch, okay? You know what your extensive reading of all of that garbage you quoted means to me? Absolutely fuck-all zero! If you like, send me some of it, I could use some free asswipe! That's all it's good for, or maybe starting campfires.

Darwinism, like you said, started the avalanche of bullshit your god Dawkins, that fag-looking, psuedo-intellectual pussy spouts whenever and wherever someone condescends to give the asshole a soapbox to preach it. And, the only major discovery of any significance that Darwin made was that he was wrong and RECANTED on his deathbed... DEAL WITH IT!

You numbskulls are always complaining that Christianity gets shoved down your throats... WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT ALL THROUGHOUT PUBLIC SCHOOL??? It sure as hell wasn't Christianity, it was another religion, the religion of infidels - EVILution/Darwinism!

I had a bunch of drug-addicted, promiscuous asshole hippie love-children for teachers, that HATED God, and if you ever asked questions about religion, they'd can your ass, pronto! THERE'S your atheist objectivity for ya!

John... maybe you like being lied to, but, I happen to think more of myself than that. I'm not going to read all of the available works on Dawkinism, any more than you'll read anything I refer to you. You never have, and you never will, because you've contented yourself with being lied to.

Just to clarify something, even when I was a non-believer, I still had the stones to keep an open mind, and was willing to admit that I was in error on some things. You aren't capable of that, it seems, so, in that, I was wrong in assuming you did have some objectivity left in you.

You'll do what's easy and popular, and it's popular right now to be an infidel.

PhillyChief said...

How about the "Book of Mushroom Trip Musing"?

Gideon said...

Quiff's main talent is sticking his wang in various orifices among various species, and even the occasional knothole...

Chief... it's plain what yours is.

John Evo said...

Thanks Gideon. :)

anthuswilliams said...

Gideon, you're not just a troll, you're a stupid one. I've been scouring your articles for any statement of substance, and as far as I can tell, there isn't one. You seem to follow the Keith Olbermann school of refutation: instead of attacking the substance of our arguments, you spend your time thinking up cutesy, punnish insults to sling at us like a five-year-old. EVILution. That one's new. Hardy-McHar-har.

Scratch that. There does seem to be one (quasi-)substantive argument to your tirade. The fact that I added an s to the Book of Revelation was a semantic mistake, for which I duly offer a correction.

But what about you, holmes? In one of your posts you refer to the author of the Apocalypse of John as the apostle John. The apostle John. Are you freaking kidding me? Every Bible scholar with even a modicum of intelligence knows that John of Patmos and the apostle John weren't the same person.

Maybe you should do a little fact-checking. Read your own book. Although, of course, knowing what the book says would make it difficult (if not downright impossible) to believe it, so I guess when it comes to believing in John of Patmos and other fine purveyors of bullshit, you're shit out of luck.